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21429. jexster - 3/23/2007 10:43:55 PM Is cap'n dirty keepin all the nearly nude photos for himself? 21430. Macnas - 3/27/2007 3:56:21 PM Because Tommy Cooper rules...
A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Clingfilm for shorts.
The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."
My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him in.
"Doc, I can't stop singing The Green, Green Grass of Home."
"That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome. "
"Is it common? "
"It's not unusual."
A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. "My dog's crosseyed, is there anything you can do for him? " "Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him" So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth.
Finally, he says, "I'm going to have to put him down."
"What??? Just because he's cross-eyed??? "
"No, because he's really heavy"
21431. robertjayb - 3/27/2007 4:30:03 PM Thanks for the smiles, Macnas. 21432. alistairconnor - 3/27/2007 5:03:15 PM Yeah and thanks for the funny looks from the colleagues... gasping, tears trickling...
Bastard. 21433. wonkers2 - 3/27/2007 9:59:24 PM The Cap'n sez "Them's my private stock!" 21434. Ulgine Barrows - 3/29/2007 4:49:17 AM Some of the "kids" met to plan my MIL's funeral.
21435. Ulgine Barrows - 3/29/2007 4:50:48 AM I don't like this one bit. I wish MIL would drop dead like my grandma, dad, and mom.
I don't like this drawn-out planning. 21436. Ulgine Barrows - 3/29/2007 4:57:18 AM Let them have their parents keel over to the side unexpectedly, and see how they handle it. 21437. Ulgine Barrows - 3/29/2007 5:09:31 AM O, I am full of hate towards death. 21438. Ms. No - 3/29/2007 3:38:45 PM Pop in:
HI!!
Pop out. 21439. jexster - 3/29/2007 5:31:39 PM We're getting married Wonk...bring your Macaca wedding outfit
 21440. thoughtful - 3/29/2007 6:23:15 PM Man, does it never end? Now mom has a bladder infection...got a call about midnight last night for me to come over. They're also checking to see if she has pneumonia. Great. She's on antibios and I hope she's well enough to see the oncologist tomorrow.
And I got a mammo scare which fortunately turned out to be nothing...thank goodness, but I really didn't need the worry, at least not now.
Sigh.
Breathe.
Have a chocolate bar.
Snuggle with the cat. 21441. Magoseph - 3/29/2007 8:05:15 PM Just saying hello to all of you--The two-car garage is down--now the slab under it is going and the noise's deafening. See you when the crew has finished. It's been a few days of hell around here. 21442. wonkers2 - 3/29/2007 8:11:04 PM Mago, why did you tear your garage down? 21443. Magoseph - 3/29/2007 9:25:38 PM We were obliged to add ten feet to a lot we sold last summer--we still have the original garage converted years ago into a guest room that will be reverted to use this summer, Wonk. 21444. Magoseph - 3/29/2007 9:28:06 PM The crew just left--the place looks good. We have kept part of the slab under the removed garage and now I can have a party--plenty of parking space. 21445. Magoseph - 3/29/2007 9:31:28 PM Between the house and the removed garage, there's a beautiful fir tree that is showing well now. Flexy planted it when he was 14. A neighbor went by and exclaimed, "I never noticed this tree before--what a beauty! 21446. arkymalarky - 4/1/2007 12:08:08 AM Love the new April Fools tags, Wabbit! (aren't some of them new?)
I always have mixed feelings about not being in school on April Fools Day.
Hang in there, Thoughtful, and let us know how your mother's appointment went when you get a chance. I'm glad your mammo follow-up turned out okay. 21447. wonkers2 - 4/1/2007 4:25:53 AM Happy April Fool's Day to Moties from Cap'n Dirty 21448. TheWizardOfWhimsy - 4/1/2007 4:54:46 PM Thanks wonk, I was fooled!
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