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10681. Magoseph - 8/6/2004 9:32:10 AM You mean someone like Gotham? 10682. judithathome - 8/6/2004 9:35:34 AM Ha! No, I think he's been "censured" here already. 10683. neato - 8/6/2004 11:46:54 AM Thanks Arky 10684. Magoseph - 8/6/2004 9:40:05 PM tmesis, may I ask you what is your gender? 10685. tmesis - 8/7/2004 5:35:15 AM Male. Currently single.
Ladies? 10686. judithathome - 8/7/2004 5:53:47 AM I'm married to the most wonderful man in the world. Of course. 10687. Magoseph - 8/7/2004 6:03:28 AM tmesis, now I have to know what kind of woman you would be interested to date. 10688. tmesis - 8/7/2004 6:29:53 AM I'm not too particular, but generally I like broads who are charming, compassionate, and don't mind joking about farts. Which rules out all the conservative broads I've met. Other than that, I like intelligence, good taste, fluency in a language I don't speak, nice tits etc. but don't insist on any of them. 10689. arkymalarky - 8/7/2004 6:33:45 AM Darn. And I'm already taken. 10690. Magoseph - 8/7/2004 8:19:20 AM Me too, that's too bad. Tell me, how could any woman resist such a smooth man as you?
10691. tmesis - 8/7/2004 9:00:40 AM My ex says she got tired of receiving socks for her birthday. And that my penis was much too large. 10692. arkymalarky - 8/7/2004 10:13:01 AM Hahaha! You just can't please some women. 10693. Ulgine Barrows - 8/7/2004 3:26:24 PM broads who are charming?
How quaint, 1940s-like, tmesis.
My dad called women "broads".
I think that commercial about the techie gal who 'blasts' is funny.
Who wants to take home the lion? 10694. Magoseph - 8/7/2004 9:05:07 PM 
Hello!
10695. greystoke - 8/7/2004 11:03:41 PM My wife doesn't mind joking about farts, but if she actually smells one she acts like she's going to puke. Of course hers smell like roses.
Just thought I would share. 10696. tmesis - 8/8/2004 1:34:15 AM Try farting on her head in bed sometime. Neat. 10697. Magoseph - 8/8/2004 2:17:44 AM Hey you guys, cut out the vulgarity in this thread, please! 10698. greystoke - 8/8/2004 2:30:09 AM tmesis
Your suggestion is shocking to a gentleman like me.
I usually pull the sheets up over her face while she nods off and then cut loose. 10699. arkymalarky - 8/8/2004 2:33:09 AM You two obviously don't have partners who understand the fine art of getting even. Bob and I were talking with friends just the other day about our personal policy of MAD. It's served us well for over 22 years. 10700. greystoke - 8/8/2004 2:44:17 AM arky,
Do you mean you never play practical jokes on Bob because he will "one up" you?
Or do you mean that you do it in such a way that you won't get caught?
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