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12855. TheWizardOfWhimsy - 12/22/2004 3:19:49 AM

Ditto on the congrats, Cap'n.

Thought you'd find this site interesting.

12856. OhioSTOPAS - 12/22/2004 2:00:15 PM

The Cap'n insisted on a local anesthetic so he wouldn't have to ask someone to hold his beer.

12857. thoughtful - 12/22/2004 3:57:02 PM

glad for the news cap'n, and thanks for keeping us...er....abreast....of the situation!

12858. alistairconnor - 12/22/2004 3:58:02 PM

If I've followed correctly, the Cap'n had a supernumary nipple removed from his face?

12859. thoughtful - 12/22/2004 4:11:01 PM

I mean the surgery could've been a real bust.

12860. thoughtful - 12/22/2004 4:11:26 PM

Thank goodness your doc wasn't a real boob.

12861. thoughtful - 12/22/2004 4:12:17 PM

When he finished, I hope cap'n told the doc, "Thanks for the mammaries."

12862. Dubai Vol - 12/22/2004 4:23:04 PM

If I give you a rimshot, thoughtful, will you cease and desist?

Badumbump,tchsssss!

12863. Ms. No - 12/22/2004 6:26:00 PM

Glad to hear the good news!

12864. Max Macks - 12/22/2004 11:29:34 PM

thoughtful .. what's the difference tween a stand up
comic and a sit-down comic?

wonkers ...are there two wonkers Mrs. W.
and Captain wonkers.?

12865. wonkers2 - 12/22/2004 11:39:41 PM

No! There is only one wonkers2! There is a missus W2, but she's too busy for the Mote. Cap'n Dirty is a wizened little bearded perv with a peg leg who stole w2's password and from time to time uses it to post on the Mote.

12866. Magoseph - 12/23/2004 2:27:31 AM

I just love Cap'n Dirty. When he is around, we know that Wonk is feeling well. For a while lately, I thought that the Cap'n was grooming himself to be a grandpa. I thought that he was gone for ever for us.

12867. Ulgine Barrows - 12/23/2004 10:57:22 AM

Bicycles might need fish, but a different upbringing...


shouting!!!!!!

vs


quiet


in a marriage is always unsettling.

12868. Ulgine Barrows - 12/23/2004 10:59:03 AM

hello, I've just come from the religion thread

12869. Ulgine Barrows - 12/23/2004 11:26:10 AM

This is no time to screw the pooch, alistairconnor.
I feel it's only fair to warn you, j'oublie mon sac.

PsychProf may be a legend here, but he's not kept up.


Waltzing Matilda.

12870. Ulgine Barrows - 12/23/2004 12:02:00 PM

I just painted my nails a ghastly shade of blue.

Yuk

12871. alistairconnor - 12/23/2004 12:10:07 PM

Can you kindly explain the meaning in
"screw the pooch"
"j'oublie mon sac"

Idiom.

12872. Ulgine Barrows - 12/23/2004 12:41:21 PM

Oh, dear.
It's so much to type out.
Translations require paragraphs, river-rat thinking
What's it like to see an eagle fly?

12873. Ulgine Barrows - 12/23/2004 12:46:46 PM

Rats, I did not realize I was up so early, off I go.

12874. alistairconnor - 12/23/2004 12:48:06 PM

OK, carry on, soar like an eagle.

I will scuttle like a rat, and sometimes I will look up and admire...

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