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15267. Ms. No - 5/31/2005 10:47:33 PM I've probably got two solid years of making belts and handbags for family members before I'm off the hook there and can make any kind of surplus items for sale.
Just as well, though, I'm pleased with my progress, but I imagine I'll look like an amateur for a good long while. 15268. Magoseph - 6/1/2005 12:07:00 AM After you finish making belts and handbags for the family, I want to be your first client, Ms. No. 15269. judithathome - 6/1/2005 1:05:36 AM I want a bookcover...you can even make it paperback sized. ;-) 15270. jayackroyd - 6/1/2005 1:21:21 AM Well, Ms. No, if you (or any of the whizzes here) are short on cash, here's a great CraigsList opportunity:
We are a startup adult video production company. We have no money, no backers, nothing but decent content, a head full of good ideas, a really great, copyrighted logo, and some really awesome models who also are enthusiastic about getting involved in adult video.
We need a webmaster who will set up the first "real" incarnation of our website. Preferably, you would be someone with experience in setting up an active, functioning adult site, knowledgable about 18 USC 2257 (although we WILL have our attorneys audit the site before it goes live - as none of us wants to go to jail!), etc. We want the ability to link to an outside site which is handling all of our fulfillment (so we don't need to worry about e-commerce features), we want a "legal warnings" front-end that ascertains the age and intent of visitors to the site and provides some sort of e-signature mechanism for validating their acceptance of the terms and conditions (I saw a pretty good one on southern-charms.com), and then drops them into the front page, where we 1) talk about our new releases, 2) talk about our models, 3) link to pics of the models and 4) link to the model's own page - which needs to have a blog for the model to make journal entries, the ability of the fans to leave comments (moderated, of course), and for the model's page to also link back to the distribution/fulfillment site so visitors can make purchases using that entity.
I think it sounds more complex than it really is, and I'd bet there's probably something templated and turn-key that we can exploit. We're not doing anything obscene or even terribly explicit - the website is all about the tease. We're selling the sizzle, not the steak. Everything on the website should be designed to get the visitor to buy the video.
Anyway, would love to hear back from interested people with your thoughts. My budget for this phase is $100. I realize it's worth more, but that's all we can afford at present, and I'm hoping to find someone local who wants to be involved - clearly, if we're profitable, I'd love to have an ongoing and permanent relationship with a webmaster, and at that point, the compensation would be much more in step with our profitability. My alternative to finding someone local is to find someone offshore, which I can do, but I hope to avoid.
Emphasis added. 15271. Magoseph - 6/1/2005 10:05:55 AM If you are lurking in this thread, remember that we often have France, Ireland, and Sweden on-line, namely AlistairConnor, Macnas, and PelleNilsson.
Good morning, Mac! 15272. Macnas - 6/1/2005 10:23:28 AM Dia dhuit ar maidin Mago. 15273. alistairconnor - 6/1/2005 10:50:05 AM aaaah yeah gudday.
(wearing my other national hat today)
or even,
Tena koe Makotepe. 15274. PelleNilsson - 6/1/2005 11:09:55 AM Sabah al-khair! 15275. alistairconnor - 6/1/2005 11:24:43 AM $100 eh? Sounds OK to me.
... Oh? they don't mean : $100 an hour?
I guess they'll find someone who'll do it for ... love.
We want the ability to link to an outside site which is handling all of our fulfillment [...] the website is all about the tease. We're selling the sizzle, not the steak.
... you want fulfillment, you go elsewhere. 15276. Magoseph - 6/1/2005 11:25:44 AM If you are lurking in this thread, remember that we often have France, Ireland, and Sweden on-line, namely AlistairConnor, Macnas, and PelleNilsson.
What I meant to say is that the above posters are in this forum early in the morning.
Thank you, Ali, Mac, and Pelle--good sports that you are!
15277. PelleNilsson - 6/1/2005 11:50:18 AM That was Arabic, of course. The correct response is 'sabah-al-noor' (noor as in Queen Noor means 'light' or 'shine')
In Swedish it is 'God morgon!' pronounced, and sometimes written, as 'gomorron' stress on the second syllable. 15278. Magoseph - 6/1/2005 1:40:48 PM A Zogby quiz I took yesterday--I'll give you the answers later, of course.
1. For drivers of any age, what percentage of decisions made while driving are based on information received through the eyes?
1. 70%
2. 80%
3. 90%
4. 100%
2. On average, for how many additional years is a 70-74 year old driver likely to continue driving?
1. 3
2. 5
3. 7
4. 11
3. Under which of the following conditions are drivers 55 years of age and older more likely than drivers 16 to 34 years of age to have accidents?
1. During the evening and early morning,
2. At intersections
3. During adverse weather
4. Traveling at high speeds
4. By 2030, what percentage of traffic fatalities is expected to involve drivers 65 and over?
1. 15%
2. 25%
3. 5%
4. 5%
5. The amount of light a driver needs to drive safely doubles about every:
1. 3 years
2. 7 years
3. 13 years
4. 20 years
6. Which of the following is the best predictor of increased vehicle crashes among drivers 55 years of age and older?
1. Early Alzheimer’s disease
2. Field of view
3. Age
4. Hearing Loss
7. Under which of the following conditions have drivers 65 years of age and older been found to have greater likelihood of accidents than drivers 26 to 40 years of age?
1. Nighttime
2. In a hurry
3. Distraction by non-driving activities
4. Normal Driving Conditions
8. When are older drivers most prone to sleepiness?
1. After breakfast
2. Around noon
3. In mid afternoon
4. In the evening
9. Among drivers 65 to 79 years of age, how does the presence of passengers affect the risk of making unsafe driving actions?
1. Decreases risk
2. Has no effect on risk
3. Increases risk
10. Compared to vehicle occupants under 65 years of age, occupants 65 years of age and older are more like to be injured in front, rear, or side-impact crashes?
1. Front-impact
2. Side-impact
3. Rear-impact
11. Increased susceptibility to what kinds of injuries make the risk of fatalities in crashes greater for people 65 years of age and older compared to those under 65 years of age?
1. Head injuries
2. Chest injuries
3. Hip fractures
12. Renewing the license of a 70-year-oldmale driver for another year poses more, the same, or less threat to other road users than renewing the license of a 40-year-oldmale driver?
1. More
2. The Same
3. Less
13. Which of the following state motor vehicle license renewal processes has been found to be associated with lower fatality rate among drivers 85 years of age and older?
1. More frequent license renewal cycles
2. In-person renewal
3. Vision tests
14. Compared to a 16-year-old a 55-year-old takes how much longer to recover from glare?
1. 2 times
2. 4 times
3. 6 times
4. 8 times
15. Compared to teen-age drivers, are drivers 85 years of age and older less likely, equally likely, or more likely to be involved in a fatal crash?
1. Less likely
2. Equally likely
3. More likely
15279. jayackroyd - 6/1/2005 3:04:47 PM Not only will I answer, I will give reasons for my answers.
Here's to an 0 for 15 performance.
1.3 100% is obviously false. Any less than 90% is stupid. Blind people can't drive at all.
2.4 Kids take the keys away in the mid 80s in my experience
3.3 That's when I've most narrowly avoided accidents with drivers of that age.
4. 3 or 4, depending on which was suppposd to be 15%. Old people don't drive fast enough or often enough to get in fatalities. But there are gonna be a lot more of them soon.
5.4 the power of exponential growth makes any other answer implausible.
6.4 I'd expect that hearing loss has a cocoon like effect, reducing response rates to all stimuli in a driving setting.
7.1 I hear that complaint all the time from my senior citizen acquaintences.
8.3 Like everybody else.
9.1 LOOK OUT GRANDMA!!!
10.2 those intersections again
11.3 multiple choice test bias. hip injuries are more frequent in the population of old people, which is what the question is really asking.
12.2 renewing is the key here.
13.2 People are the best assessors of risk
14.4 I don't see any 15 year olds with those humungo wraparoung all plastic, even the temples, sunglasses
15.1 they drive less, they drive slower, they don't drive drunk and they drive at low risk times. 15280. judithathome - 6/1/2005 3:54:09 PM I'm going at noon for a rally of MoveOn.Org people who are delivering a petition to Kay Grainger's office for the removal of Tom Delay from his job. This should be fun. 15281. arkymalarky - 6/1/2005 4:41:54 PM I hope someone gets it done. Then they can turn their sights on Frist. 15282. arkymalarky - 6/1/2005 4:48:21 PM Puppy report:
This puppy is progressing nicely. We did name her Mazie. She's learning fast and we got her an outdoor chain-link kennel that's being delivered today. She's a house dog, but she loves to play outside, which can make potty time tiring, since she has to be watched like a hawk. I would post pictures, but I have to get the software Mose lost with her camera (I have a small cheap camera that would do in a pinch). Hopefully in the next few days I'll have it all figured out.
I still miss Diva a lot. She was always such a presence because she loved everything we did, indoors and out. Bob was "Carlton the Doorman" to her, and she was always coming and going. She loved to eat flies, especially horse flies, and she would get very excited when we got out a fly swatter or bug spray. Diva ate all kinds of bugs. I don't know if this dog will have that quality--she rejected the first fly I killed for her--but she's developing some very nice ones of her own. She won't have the kind of freedom Diva had, but hopefully she won't miss it, not having experienced it. Diva could never have been happy in a pen outside. 15283. Magoseph - 6/1/2005 5:49:14 PM Thank you, Jay.
4. By 2030, what percentage of traffic fatalities is expected to involve drivers 65 and over?
1. 15%
2. 25%
3. 15% (Corrected)
4. 5% 15284. Ms. No - 6/1/2005 6:59:58 PM There are still two answers that say 15%. Is one of them supposed to be 50%? 15285. Magoseph - 6/1/2005 7:15:31 PM Sorry, my fault--It goes this way:
1. 15%
2. 25%
3. 10%
4. 5%
15286. jexster - 6/1/2005 8:15:13 PM Meet the Big Nuclear Unit
My nephew and star pitcher of the Missourah Citah Tejas Marlins...Sean..I call him the Big Nuclear Unit after Randy Johnson and Nuke Laloosh
couldn't decide whether to post in Sports or here..I'll do both!
Y'all well acquainted with the McCutchen Standard of academic achievement and overall family brilliance
The surprise - a 95 mph fast ball, a change up, next year cut fast ball...maybe a slider by high school
I haven't seen him in his sexy baseball uni before...11 years old..boy's gonna have dem evil girlies chasin him fo long..he gonna be a hunky monkey ...thank God he takes after his uncle
and not his dad
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