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19308. iiibbb - 4/28/2006 8:52:48 PM

I want to learn aikido, judo, or ju-jitsu. I wrestled in high school. Grappling and bending people the wrong way appeals to my nature.

My fiance is a black belt in Karate. She studies aikido.


One of the things keeping me out of martial arts is the mock discipline and formality with respect for sensei. I'm not really into all the yelling. Got enough of that in boy scouts.

I'd rather someone just teach me.

19309. uzmakk - 4/28/2006 8:59:50 PM

If I am not mistaken ju-jitsu is good, practical, nasty stuff. Perhaps you could get some crusty old bastard to teach it to you rather than a sensei.

19310. uzmakk - 4/28/2006 9:10:29 PM

Let me rephrase that -- Of all the disciplines mentioned it seems to me most likely that ju-jitsu is the one you might be able to pick up from a crusty old bastard rather than a sensei.

19311. uzmakk - 4/28/2006 9:11:58 PM

Thanks for the pleasant afternoon, Moties.

19312. Adam Selene - 4/28/2006 9:27:24 PM

The Bujinkan "franchise" (for lack of a better word) that my school is part of is not militaristic like that at all. We're definitely more self-defense oriented than sport. There's an international dojo list here: Authentic Ninjutsu around the world. Use the menu item 2nd from the right on top.

Here's a picture of me with the last "Tai Kai" where our Japanese grandmaster (34th in a direct line from the true ninja clans) visited America and taught a 3-day seminar. Attending was a true highlight of my life. Tai Kai 2003 You have to figure out which one is me... ;)

19313. uzmakk - 4/28/2006 9:36:10 PM

2nd over, bottom left corner.

19314. Adam Selene - 4/28/2006 9:39:53 PM

lol...

19315. uzmakk - 4/28/2006 9:45:06 PM

Massive beard? Red tee? Dew rag?

19316. iiibbb - 4/28/2006 9:45:46 PM

I only know 3 facts about Ninjas

Facts:
1. Ninjas are mammals.

2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.

3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.

19317. alistairConnor - 4/28/2006 9:46:22 PM

Orange T.

19318. alistairConnor - 4/28/2006 9:47:48 PM

Mammals? I thought they were turtles.

19319. uzmakk - 4/28/2006 9:48:40 PM

Dammit, Conner! Can't you tell scarlet from orange?

19320. Jenerator - 4/28/2006 10:15:32 PM

Is this over the top, or what!




baby Trump

19321. wonkers2 - 4/28/2006 10:16:39 PM

Just a tad!

19322. Ms. No - 4/28/2006 10:36:50 PM

Dawg, I'd be hiding my face from all of that too!

19323. arkymalarky - 4/28/2006 10:47:01 PM

The only thing I can think is that with all that money, surely he could find something more effective to do with his hair. Looking at that picture, it's obvious he just doesn't know any better. Like Marty Feldman in Young Frankenstein: What hair?

19324. Jenerator - 4/28/2006 10:48:35 PM

Are you all looking at the stroller pic?

19325. arkymalarky - 4/28/2006 10:49:52 PM

Yep.

19326. judithathome - 4/28/2006 11:12:28 PM

So he's pretentious...what does it matter? It's no more pretentious than someone draping their baby in Christian Dior or having toddlers decked out in Ralph Lauren.

Angle of repose, people.

19327. arkymalarky - 4/28/2006 11:23:44 PM

It's funny, pretension never even crossed my mind. Gaudy did, like Graceland. I've always liked him when I've seen him on tv.

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