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21411. arkymalarky - 3/21/2007 10:55:21 PM In spirits? ;-) 21412. arkymalarky - 3/21/2007 10:58:42 PM That is a freak thing. It could have been so much worse. 21413. Ms. No - 3/22/2007 3:47:50 AM You'll have to give my regards to Todd. ;-> 21414. judithathome - 3/22/2007 4:29:04 PM Oh, we can't...this is a Texas hoedown.
Arky, you can bet the ranch it will be in "spirits". 21415. judithathome - 3/22/2007 4:30:31 PM Harley is back to normal...after a sedate day yesterday, she is raising hell and knocking things around left and right today. 21416. judithathome - 3/22/2007 10:36:49 PM Today I was running around doing errands and I went to the commissary on base. I was stopped at the gate and had to have my car searched! Yes, me...a 63 year old woman in a Jag and wearing hot green suede moccasins, had to get out of the car and have 4 soldiers search my car with a fine-toothed comb for bombs.
Of course, I think this is a good sign that they are not profiling, unless they think I'm a member of the Gray Panthers or something but it certainly was an experience. The highest-ranking guy DID tell me I had a beautiful car, however.
21417. wonkers2 - 3/22/2007 11:56:46 PM Cap'n Dirty sez, "Only 63 and drivin' a Jag. The Cap'n woulda strip searched ya!" 21418. judithathome - 3/23/2007 1:02:37 AM ;-) 21419. arkymalarky - 3/23/2007 2:19:40 AM Oh No, you are so bad!
Unfortunately, I doubt I'll be seeing Todd to personally convey your message (within the next century), but I can have my people get it to his people. 21420. judithathome - 3/23/2007 3:18:23 AM Ha!!! 21421. wonkers2 - 3/23/2007 3:50:00 AM Hey, knock off the inside jokes! 21422. Ms. No - 3/23/2007 6:08:27 AM Uh-oh, sounds like our boy is in the pokey. Why does that not surprise me? 21423. Magoseph - 3/23/2007 10:40:42 AM I'm a bachelor again, and happy enough about that for the moment.
Good, I'm glad about that--in my opinion, it's far too early to make a commitment anyway--if you do mind my say-so, I apologize.
Hey, knock off the inside jokes!
Right, Cap'n--the nerve of Arky, Judith, AND my Ms. No to titillate our curiosity this way--such cruelty! 21424. judithathome - 3/23/2007 2:15:13 PM Sorry, guys...but Todd is something that must be experienced personally to be appreciated fully. He is unique. 21425. jexster - 3/23/2007 5:27:55 PM FYI
J-ackroyd is a bloggin beeyatch 21426. wonkers2 - 3/23/2007 6:09:23 PM Yep. 21427. jexster - 3/23/2007 7:58:26 PM So's Wonkers.....My email box is filling up .grrrr 21428. judithathome - 3/23/2007 8:30:07 PM Good for Jay!! 21429. jexster - 3/23/2007 10:43:55 PM Is cap'n dirty keepin all the nearly nude photos for himself? 21430. Macnas - 3/27/2007 3:56:21 PM Because Tommy Cooper rules...
A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Clingfilm for shorts.
The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."
My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him in.
"Doc, I can't stop singing The Green, Green Grass of Home."
"That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome. "
"Is it common? "
"It's not unusual."
A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. "My dog's crosseyed, is there anything you can do for him? " "Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him" So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth.
Finally, he says, "I'm going to have to put him down."
"What??? Just because he's cross-eyed??? "
"No, because he's really heavy"
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