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27532. judithathome - 7/1/2013 8:34:51 PM But this weekend he suddenly came to the realization that I was a Nazi and that he had to do the honorable thing by shirking his obligation
In all fairness, you wereverging into that territory when you suggested inferior fetuses be done away with. 27533. PincherMartin - 7/1/2013 8:58:14 PM "In all fairness..."
God, you're a twit. One minute you're complaining about the tone. The next minute, you're joining in it. Make up your mind, my dumb sweetie. Don't ask me to be kind to you when you're calling me a Nazi and defending Alistair's "honorable" behavior.
27534. PincherMartin - 7/1/2013 9:08:41 PM I've alerted Cal to my proposal for Alistair's subscription over at TPW with this highlight:
"Doing the Honorable Thing: Alistair loses a stiff bet, but rises to the occasion by doing the right thing. 27535. PincherMartin - 7/1/2013 9:13:03 PM Hey, Arky, when you Moties get together, don't leave the young kids alone in a room with Alistair or bhel.
Yeah, I know they say they'll take good care of them. Just exercise caution, that's all I'm saying. I don't want you finding out the hard way how far their honor will take them. Because it appears they have a very distinct brand of honor. 27536. arkymalarky - 7/1/2013 9:15:00 PM Singin' the step 5 blues. 27537. PincherMartin - 7/1/2013 9:18:56 PM Yeah, seven steps. I get it, Arky. You're still running on last week's joke because that's the only running you'll ever do. 27538. arkymalarky - 7/1/2013 9:23:42 PM its not a joke. It's you. Its the only thing you've ever been, and the only thing you will ever be.
And with that I leave you to continue living up to your reputation. 27539. PincherMartin - 7/1/2013 9:33:18 PM Oh, Arky, how did you see right through me? How did that magical moment of my nakedness occur to you, even after several years in which we haven't communicated more than two posts a year?
Are you just that good? Is my heart an open book to you? As you lie in your hammock, watching the clouds pass over head, is my soul exposed to your keen, half-shut eyes?
Hey, since you're so good at this, why don't you explain Alistair's sense of honor in refusing to support the German Reich by welshing on the $1900 dollars he owes TPW. Do you already have a seven-step program for it? Or do you need to go back the hammock for more mediation until it reveals itself? 27540. PincherMartin - 7/1/2013 10:08:16 PM Let me tell you something, Alistair.
It is worth every fucking penny of that $1900 I will pay to TPW just so I can enjoy this moment of watching you reveal yourself to everyone to be such a scummy, underhanded person. You really can't put a price tag on that. This is that "priceless" moment for me that you see in those famous Mastercard commercials.
If you had just run away and not posted here for a year, this day would not have been nearly as sweet. But for you to come back and defend your actions as honorable ... well, all I can say is to please let all my ideological enemies be like you.
Our bet showed definitively that you have no clue what you're talking about. You didn't come close on any of them. You not only missed the boat; you missed the whole fucking ocean.
Global environmental calamity; skyrocketing energy prices; the fall of the United States and the rise of Europe, peak oil, etc. - these are the silly kind of intellectual motifs that pop up in your conversation when you want to be taken seriously, and they completely failed you.
So I was already in pig heaven before you came in here and declared that you needed to do the honorable thing. That just flew me to the moon, Frank Sinatra style.
When I lose bets ... well, first, I do the dishonorable thing by paying up and then, second, I actually try to figure out why I missed the prediction. I believe it's important to be empirical.
When you lose bets ... well, first, you disappear and don't discuss the topics any longer with people who disagree with you and then, second, you puff up your chest and invoke honor as you break your word.
That's delicious, man. I'm fucking loving it. You couldn't have planned this day for me any better if you were my best friend and you'd bought me the best looking stripper in town for my bachelor party.
It's just that good. 27541. PincherMartin - 7/1/2013 10:13:23 PM And on that high note of happiness, I bid you and this forum farewell. 27542. vonKreedon - 7/1/2013 10:55:04 PM Oy Vey.
27543. iiibbb - 7/1/2013 11:10:52 PM Transgenders are still people asshole. Bye. 27544. Ms. No - 7/2/2013 1:42:52 AM AC,
Love your moving tale!
Earlier this month my mother came out to see me to help me with the Grand Purge. I was starting to worry that someone was going to start dropping off cats at my apartment.
Prior to her visit I was thinking I'd just start throwing stuff out the windows onto the back lawn for a bonfire.
27545. iiibbb - 7/2/2013 2:02:15 PM PM's mama is so dumb she was at a stop sign for 3 hours waiting for it to say "go". 27546. iiibbb - 7/2/2013 2:03:16 PM PM's mama is so ugly, it looks like her face caught on fire and they put it out with a fork. 27547. iiibbb - 7/2/2013 8:36:35 PM PM's mamma's so dumb that before he was born her Dr. told her that there was a 9 in 10 chance that the baby would have special needs. She was so excited she bought six cribs. 27548. judithathome - 7/2/2013 9:28:20 PM Hey, he's gone now and this is starting to look like piling on...don't deliberatly seek a lower level.
The dozens don't work if the object isn't there to hear and respond to them. 27549. vonKreedon - 7/2/2013 9:36:59 PM Otherwise known as trolling.
27550. arkymalarky - 7/2/2013 10:54:02 PM Aw y'all let 3i emjoy his your mama jokes. After the trail of crap the last few days your mama jokes are somehow refreshing. 27551. arkymalarky - 7/2/2013 10:59:27 PM For the first st time in a long time I have a whole month of summer and I can't get past the mindset of not having enough time to do what I need to do. I feel like George Castanza--it's the summer of Arky.
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