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618. alistairconnor - 5/2/2006 9:17:50 AM New Zealand men. Gah.
A beautiful, vivacious 20 year old neighbour recently spent a year in NZ, and came back with no firm attachments. This confirms what I've always known. None of 'em are any good.
Pimping your sister on the internet? Really! How could I ever look her in the eye? 619. webfeet - 5/2/2006 1:56:43 PM Pimping your sister on the internet? Really! How could I ever look her in the eye?
But she's spoken for, la salope! She would have been worth at least a donkey and a few euros.
I hope whatever femme enters your life, that she have really good horsepower on her little Renault...to make it up that cursed hill! 620. webfeet - 5/2/2006 1:59:45 PM Message #608
First it was the t-shirts, now it's the flower arrangements. Why that could rouse such ire is a mystery to me. You're like a child shooting your bows and arrows around somebody's lawn, hoping to hit any mark, anywhere. Why don't you cross over to someone else's yard and play?
This is a fiction thread created for entertainment. Not for some heckler in desperate need of attention. 621. Jenerator - 5/2/2006 9:47:05 PM Webfeet,
What are some of the books you've read lately and enjoyed? 622. Jenerator - 5/2/2006 9:48:36 PM Alistair,
I have a dear friend who lives in Chicago and is a world traveler. She's well-educated, well spoken and comes from a great family. She's not a Christian, but she is my friend (don't hold that against her). Plus, she is the spitting image of a young Finola Hughes. 623. Jenerator - 5/2/2006 9:51:01 PM 
624. alistairconnor - 5/3/2006 12:03:15 PM Well let me check my diary ...
... second weekend in June is free.
But maybe we need a dedicated thread for this subject?
... Or to stay on topic, I could write a book about it. Chapter One : Raphaëlle. Chapter Two : Finola. 625. Macnas - 5/3/2006 12:16:44 PM Finola = Fionnuala
We should rename this thread as "Get Conner Fixed Up".
Or we could still call it Fiction.. 626. alistairconnor - 5/3/2006 1:21:30 PM What you reckon Feet, there might be a niche for it :
A man's delayed adolescence, age 45. Going through the learning curve of courtship, romance, love, rejection; with a mix of wide-eyed wonder and self-mocking philosophy. And sex. Lots of sex.
Middle-aged sex, of course. Flabby bellies, wobbly bottoms.
... bit of a small niche eh? 627. judithathome - 5/3/2006 3:48:29 PM This is a fiction thread created for entertainment. Not for some heckler in desperate need of attention.
Well, you hit the mark there, Webbie...that certainly entertained me!
I haven't noticed a tremendous amount of fiction in here from you lately but some chat that could qualify as entertainment. I thought we were all welcome to chip in but evidently not. I'll try to rustle up a little story later on, more in keeping with the purpose of the thread. If that's okay.... 628. Jenerator - 5/3/2006 4:51:22 PM A man's delayed adolescence, age 45. Going through the learning curve of courtship, romance, love, rejection; with a mix of wide-eyed wonder and self-mocking philosophy. And sex. Lots of sex.
The more important question is, do you look like Paco? 629. webfeet - 5/3/2006 6:39:49 PM There's bad news. Maurice might be gay. It's not confirmed--but there is strong reason to suspect--not married, idolizes his mother--that I'm not his type. 630. webfeet - 5/3/2006 6:43:08 PM What have I started? This is starting to feel like Match.com.
If he would shave and shower every other week, Alistair would be considered handsome. So you can tell Fionnula that a frenchified Teddy kazinksy, some peculiar warlock with long toenails and braided nostril hair does not await her in some remote chalet in France. 631. webfeet - 5/3/2006 6:47:32 PM Go ahead, squawk away Judith. Write, post, do whatever you like. You're like a pigeon flying after morsels of conversation. I'll throw you some crumbs anytime you like. 632. alistairConnor - 5/3/2006 7:48:20 PM Wait a minute. I just remembered that I am the, the putative host of this thread. And I would like to point out that Judith will always be welcome here, as long as I am in charge.
(... would be welcome here, if I was in charge?) 633. webfeet - 5/3/2006 8:07:14 PM Of course you are in charge. Who would dare point out otherwise?
If you want disruptive and personal attacks spamming a thread intended for fiction or for telling stories tall and short, then let's turn this into the Fiction Inferno.
634. Adam Selene - 5/3/2006 8:48:35 PM "... if I were in charge." Present subjunctive tense. Said the grammer policeman. :) 635. Jenerator - 5/3/2006 10:19:57 PM grammar policeman
...scurries off... 636. Jenerator - 5/3/2006 10:23:36 PM Alistair,
Judith's insinuations were disruptive and argumentative. No one is saying she should be banned, we're just hoping she'll shoot her rubberbands elsewhere.
And so are you going to start showering so that maybe you could meet our friends?
;-) 637. alistairConnor - 5/3/2006 10:50:28 PM Hey listen, I shaved this weekend, by special request. So anything's possible, given the motivation.
I could do with a sartorial consultant. And a sponsor.
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