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7961. wonkers2 - 12/7/2005 4:23:21 PM I had it but lost it when my computer crashed. Please put it up for everyone to enjoy. 7962. wabbit - 12/7/2005 4:35:15 PM Ok, I have the Mariah Carey, Springsteen, Joni Mitchell, Run DMC, and Snoopy's Christmas. I think we should keep the music workplace friendly, which leaves out MFC, hysterical as it is.
AC, you are thinking of the Homer and Jethro songs, I'll see what I can do.
Jexster, Once In Royal David City is already there (King's College Choir). It is on the faint side, I'll try to jack up the volume on that one, but may not get to it until I'm back. The swedish song you would need to send me. 7963. wabbit - 12/7/2005 4:36:10 PM wonkers2, what song do you mean? 7964. alistairconnor - 12/7/2005 5:05:33 PM Homer and Jethro ! That sounds right...
Christmas candy sure is hard
I cain't even chew it just a little
But my favourite one of all
Is good old Peanut Broodle!
- Say Homer, that's Brittle!
- Buddy, without my upper plate, it is brutal!
hyuk hyuk hyuk... 7965. wonkers2 - 12/7/2005 5:40:30 PM "Merry Fucking Christmas!" 7966. Macnas - 12/7/2005 6:08:09 PM And, courtesy of Kevin Bloody Wilson:
Santa claus you cunt
Where's my fucking bike
I've unwrapped all this other junk
There's nothing what i like
I've wrote you a letter
And i've come to see you twice
You geriatric wanker
Where's my fucking bike
If i wanted a pair of fucking shoes
I would've fucking asked
This cowboy suit and ping-pong set
You can stick right up your arse
And so on and so forth..... 7967. Ms. No - 12/7/2005 6:19:43 PM Wabz,
I'm past the first hurdle and actually remembered to bring the discs with me today so I can get them to the post office at lunchtime.
7968. wabbit - 12/7/2005 6:27:08 PM Excellent, Ms. No, thank you!
Clearly we could do a not-workplace-safe stream; Kevin Bloody Wilson has reams of material (of which I have Santa's Stoned At Christmas, Twelve Adult Days of Christmas, and the aforementioned Hey Santa Claus). 7969. Macnas - 12/7/2005 6:35:16 PM Wabbit, I'm fuckin' amazed you even heard of him. 7970. wabbit - 12/7/2005 6:49:17 PM Forgot to mention, I also have Ho Ho Fuckin Ho. 7971. PelleNilsson - 12/7/2005 6:50:26 PM "Klara solen på himmelen den lyser" = "The sun shines bright in the sky".
Of the titles in jex's link that is the one song I don't recall. Odd title too. If there one thing the sun doesn't to at Christmas time here, it is to shine bright in the sky.
I don't know any American or English X-mas songs except the most banal, but I insist that Elvis's Blue Christmas must be included in any list.
Mustn't Stan Freeberg have muredered some X-mas songs at one time or another? 7972. PelleNilsson - 12/7/2005 6:51:50 PM "Klara solen på himmelen den lyser" = "The sun shines bright in the sky".
Of the titles in jex's link that is the one song I don't recall. Odd title too. If there one thing the sun doesn't to at Christmas time here, it is to shine bright in the sky.
I don't know any American or English X-mas songs except the most banal, but I insist that Elvis's Blue Christmas must be included in any list.
Mustn't Stan Freeberg have murdered some X-mas songs at one time or another? 7973. Ms. No - 12/7/2005 10:18:21 PM Wabbit,
Okay, I'm missing the Instrumental disc that has Sugar Rum Cherry on it (and Nutrocker for Manheim Steamroller fans) so if you can find it somewhere else that'll be great. 7974. labwabbit - 12/7/2005 11:48:05 PM "I'll Be Home For Christmas"
Has a bit more significance these days. 7975. jayackroyd - 12/8/2005 12:56:56 AM If "Jethro" is a reference to the Jethro Tull christmas song, I have that. 7976. judithathome - 12/8/2005 1:03:53 AM Somehow, I think the Jethro in question is a little more Southern than Tull. 7977. jayackroyd - 12/8/2005 1:50:54 AM So here are the MFC lyrics, workplace friendly because they're silent:
Mr. Garrison: I heard there is no Christmas
In the silly Middle East
No trees, no snow, no Santa Claus
They have different religious beliefs
They believe in Muhammad
And not in our holiday
And so every December
I go to the Middle East and say...
"Hey there Mr. Muslim
Merry fucking Christmas
Put down that book the Koran
And hear some holiday wishes.
In case you haven't noticed
It's Jesus's birthday.
So get off your heathen Muslim ass
and fucking celebrate.
There is no holiday season in India I've heard
They don't hang up their stockings
And that is just absurd!
They've never read a Christmas story.
They don't know what Rudolph is about
And that is why in December
I'll go to India and shout...
Hey there Mr. Hinduist
Merry fucking Christmas
Drink eggnog and eat some beef
And pass it to the missus.
In case you haven't noticed
It's Jesus's birthday
So get off your heathen Hindu ass
and fucking celebrate!
Now I heard that in Japan
Everyone just lives in sin
They pray to several gods
And put needles in their skin.
On December 25th
All they do is eat a cake
And that is why I go to Japan
And walk around and say...
Hey there Mr. Shintoist
Merry fucking Christmas
God is going to kick your ass
You infidelic pagan scum.
In case you haven't noticed
There's festive things to do
So lets all rejoice for Jesus
And Merry fucking Christmas to you.
On Christmas day I travel `round the world and say,
Taoists, Krishnas, Buddhists, and all you atheists too,
Merry Fucking Christmas, To You!
(Clapping)
Thank you Mr. hat 7978. wonkers2 - 12/8/2005 2:40:42 AM How about a workplace unfriendly version? It's funnier to hear it than read it. 7979. wabbit - 12/8/2005 3:19:48 AM Mannheim Steamroller did Nutrocker? I thought that was ELO. I'm having no luck finding the Ellington, but it won't break my heart to buy that one.
Good ol' Mr. Garrison. The first time I heard that song, it reminded me of something someone said to me years ago. My sister was having a high school graduation party and a friend was here with his dog, a very nice basenji. One of the party guests spotted the dog and asked if it was a basenji (he was three sheets to the wind by then, but recognized the breed because his mother had had one). When I said it was, he said, "That's a wicked fucking nice dog." The dog, needless to say, is long gone now, but the dog's owner and I laugh about that to this day. I even found him a Christmas card one year that said Have a wicked fucking nice Merry Christmas.
So, have a wicked nice merry fucking Christmas, m'kay? 7980. jayackroyd - 12/8/2005 4:05:41 AM m'kay is, of course, the guidance counselor's (Mr Mackey, I think) particular speech bit. The SP Christmas CD has him singing O Silver Bells, with the m'kay insertion everywhere.
Wicked good as far as I'm concerned.
For those foreigners reading along, "wicked" is an intensifer used in New England. "wicked hard" and "wicked good" are common constructions. "wicked fucking nice" is an especially strong statement.
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