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12859. thoughtful - 12/22/2004 4:11:01 PM I mean the surgery could've been a real bust. 12860. thoughtful - 12/22/2004 4:11:26 PM Thank goodness your doc wasn't a real boob. 12861. thoughtful - 12/22/2004 4:12:17 PM When he finished, I hope cap'n told the doc, "Thanks for the mammaries." 12862. Dubai Vol - 12/22/2004 4:23:04 PM If I give you a rimshot, thoughtful, will you cease and desist?
Badumbump,tchsssss! 12863. Ms. No - 12/22/2004 6:26:00 PM Glad to hear the good news!
12864. Max Macks - 12/22/2004 11:29:34 PM thoughtful .. what's the difference tween a stand up
comic and a sit-down comic?
wonkers ...are there two wonkers Mrs. W.
and Captain wonkers.? 12865. wonkers2 - 12/22/2004 11:39:41 PM No! There is only one wonkers2! There is a missus W2, but she's too busy for the Mote. Cap'n Dirty is a wizened little bearded perv with a peg leg who stole w2's password and from time to time uses it to post on the Mote. 12866. Magoseph - 12/23/2004 2:27:31 AM I just love Cap'n Dirty. When he is around, we know that Wonk is feeling well. For a while lately, I thought that the Cap'n was grooming himself to be a grandpa. I thought that he was gone for ever for us. 12867. Ulgine Barrows - 12/23/2004 10:57:22 AM Bicycles might need fish, but a different upbringing...
shouting!!!!!!
vs
quiet
in a marriage is always unsettling. 12868. Ulgine Barrows - 12/23/2004 10:59:03 AM hello, I've just come from the religion thread 12869. Ulgine Barrows - 12/23/2004 11:26:10 AM This is no time to screw the pooch, alistairconnor.
I feel it's only fair to warn you, j'oublie mon sac.
PsychProf may be a legend here, but he's not kept up.
Waltzing Matilda. 12870. Ulgine Barrows - 12/23/2004 12:02:00 PM I just painted my nails a ghastly shade of blue.
Yuk 12871. alistairconnor - 12/23/2004 12:10:07 PM Can you kindly explain the meaning in
"screw the pooch"
"j'oublie mon sac"
Idiom. 12872. Ulgine Barrows - 12/23/2004 12:41:21 PM Oh, dear.
It's so much to type out.
Translations require paragraphs, river-rat thinking
What's it like to see an eagle fly? 12873. Ulgine Barrows - 12/23/2004 12:46:46 PM Rats, I did not realize I was up so early, off I go. 12874. alistairconnor - 12/23/2004 12:48:06 PM OK, carry on, soar like an eagle.
I will scuttle like a rat, and sometimes I will look up and admire... 12875. wonkers2 - 12/23/2004 3:22:39 PM In Detroit we have 8 inches of snow on the ground and more coming. 12876. alistairconnor - 12/23/2004 4:04:42 PM I have eaten industrial-grade charcuterie for lunch today and yesterday, and am farting like the donkey in a nativity pantomime. 12877. thoughtful - 12/23/2004 4:05:23 PM Max, i dunno...what. (I'm sure I'll be sorry...) 12878. alistairconnor - 12/23/2004 4:08:50 PM ... that was our christmas lunch for the department. We should never have sent unmarried men out to do the shopping. What do these guys eat at home, one wonders. They came back with about a kilo per person of ham, pork, mortadella, garlic sausage, etc along with a respectable amount of smoked salmon and foie gras.
They could easily have bought stuff at double the price per kilo (and double the price per bottle of wine and champagne) and there would still have been plenty -- and there wouldn't be the current problem of disposing of the leftovers -- can't get rid of the stuff.
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