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14578. Ms. No - 4/12/2005 8:57:01 PM

If you have good arms there's nothing wrong with wearing a suit and wrapping a pretty sarong around your hips and then just not going in the water.

Dress for the heat and sun but not for the pool and then you can show off the bits you like and keep the others covered.

14579. Macnas - 4/13/2005 8:36:29 AM

Tattoos, I had two, but I had them removed. The remains are ugly, and I regret the damn things completely.

They are fine when you are a youngster, but they do not age well. And as for the girls who get ta's on the tummy, well, lets just say that if you get pregnant, your skin just does not snap back into the exact configuration it was previously, and your nice sharp ta becomes rather abstract looking.

14580. Ms. No - 4/13/2005 5:37:11 PM

Alright, Mac, now you have to tell us what they WERE!

14581. thoughtful - 4/13/2005 5:42:24 PM

and where!

14582. Jenerator - 4/13/2005 8:19:44 PM

Anyone seen the Turlington Tattoo Removal commercial from SNL?

It's hilarious!

14583. Ms. No - 4/13/2005 8:35:56 PM

No, I don't watch TV -- don't even have reception --- but SNL's commercials have always been one of the most consistently funny things about the show.

Can you describe it or is it on the web somwhere to view?

14584. Jenerator - 4/13/2005 9:50:22 PM

Ms No,

What's yer e-mail addy?

14585. Ms. No - 4/13/2005 10:14:34 PM

you can send it to bridgeburner99@yahoo.com

14586. uzmakk - 4/13/2005 10:33:30 PM

Hello, Ladies and Gents, I imagine you are all leaving and have left work and are not and will not be in the cafe, but I have had a manhattan and a half and will be here for a while, just like in the good old days.

14587. judithathome - 4/13/2005 10:36:01 PM

Uz, you should read some of our stories over in Mote Fiction...wow, that word looks weird. Fiction...and I haven't even had a Manhattan!

14588. alistairConnor - 4/13/2005 10:37:14 PM

Uz, you should write some of our stories over in Mote Fiction.

You have been told.

14589. uzmakk - 4/13/2005 10:37:34 PM

I look forward to reading Mote Fiction.

14590. Ms. No - 4/13/2005 10:39:30 PM

Hiya Ooze, it's good to see you. Will we be getting stories of the Steppe-Lord?

14591. Mose - 4/13/2005 10:42:12 PM

Hello all, this is Arky's daughter. She wanted me to let everyone know that she says hello and that her surgery went very well and she looks forward to being back in a few days.

14592. judithathome - 4/13/2005 10:43:33 PM

Hey there, Mose! This is Judith...tell your mom we're glad to hear she's doing well. She'll be ready for Keoni's biscuits in no time.

14593. uzmakk - 4/13/2005 10:46:21 PM

I have another idea for a Mote book. (There was one day recently when I thought of Maria Gleason quite a bit, because she took on the position of editor so enthusiatically.) Do you want to hear it?

14594. judithathome - 4/13/2005 10:47:02 PM

Yes!

14595. Mose - 4/13/2005 10:49:54 PM

Thanks Judith, I'll be sure to pass that along! I know that she'd love them right about now... I think jello and ice is all that she's gotten to eat today. Maybe tomorrow she'll get some of that fantastic hospital food. The way things are looking she should be home tomorrow or the next day.

14596. uzmakk - 4/13/2005 10:51:22 PM

Ms.No,
As you know, we Uzbeks are currently a favorite of the Bush adminestration, so I expect that I will be able to work up a tale for you.

14597. uzmakk - 4/13/2005 10:55:25 PM

Mose,
Say hello to your mother for me. I look forward to talking to her again. You can tell her that we shall be carrying on on the same theme. I wonder how her politics is doing.

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