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16823. Magoseph - 10/1/2005 2:49:55 PM Wabbit and Judith, thank you for posting about the feral cats. A meeting with three women is in the works, thanks to busybody Flexy who has finally found the way to get his wife involved in neighborhood affairs. 16824. Macnas - 10/3/2005 12:39:00 PM Jen, good on you girl, keep your chin up and here's to a happy and healthy mother and child. 16825. Macnas - 10/3/2005 12:43:27 PM And because it's Monday, and Tommy Cooper still rules..
Two cannibals eating a clown.
One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?"
A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide
dog. He picks the dog up and starts swinging it around his
head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?'
'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.'
"Cos it's strange, isn't it. You stand in the middle of a library and go 'Aaaaaaagghhhh' and everyone just stares at you. But you do the same thing on an aeroplane, and everyone
joins in.
So I went to the dentist. He said "Say Aaah."
I said "Why?" He said "My dog's died.'"
"So I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my
boss rang up, and he said 'You've been promoted.' And I
swerved. And then he rang up a second time and said "You've
been promoted again.'And I swerved again.
He rang up a third time and said 'You're a managing director.
'And I went into a tree.
And a policeman came up and said 'What happened to
you?'And I said 'I careered off the road.' 16826. Magoseph - 10/3/2005 2:05:04 PM Hahaha, Mac--who's Tommy Cooper?
16827. Macnas - 10/3/2005 2:24:25 PM English comedian, died a few years ago. On stage actually, just fell down in the middle of a routine, everyone thought it was part of his act.
A lot of it is just old music hall type gags, old hat to some. But he always made me laugh, and I like his word play jokes, as that kind of thing appeals to me:
"You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving
today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice."
He would do the most awful magic tricks, and just looked funny. I remember watching him on television as a youngster, the set was totally darkened, all you hear is him walking to one side of the set, then he sighs and says "its dark in here", after a second he walks over to the other side of the set, "......its dark over here as well".
While I like more barbed, sometimes surreal modern comdedy too, like The League Of Gentleman, Cooper is one of my very favourites.
"So I got home, and the phone was ringing. I
picked it up, and said 'Who's speaking please?
And a voice said 'You are.'" 16828. Magoseph - 10/3/2005 2:29:51 PM I have to look him up on-line--I need that kind of comic relief since my life seems to me right now a surreal one. 16829. thoughtful - 10/3/2005 2:33:58 PM Congratulations Jen! Best wishes on the new baby and I hope you're feeling much better really soon. 16830. wonkers2 - 10/3/2005 3:12:54 PM Congratulations, Jen, from W2 and the Cap'n! 16831. vonKreedon - 10/3/2005 5:20:56 PM Jen - Congratulations!!
Oh, and get well. 16832. PelleNilsson - 10/3/2005 5:31:57 PM First ScottLoar and now vonKreedon. Inkreedible. But nice to see you vonK.
And congratulations to Jen! 16833. marjoribanks - 10/3/2005 5:49:59 PM And Kreedon, to boot.
I tell you, this Mote still retains the power to pleasantly surprise.
Welcome back, Kreedon. As with Loar, you have been missed and I hope you stick around now (where you belong) alongside the rest of us grizzled relics. 16834. vonKreedon - 10/3/2005 5:58:59 PM Thanks and hello, but I don't think I'm "back". Interestingly when I participate in the Mote, or when I briefly participated at TPW, I get deeply depressed. So, I've stayed away. I was commenting in Ace's Comments/Forum fairly actively, but that recently got depressing as well. Continuous agressive blindness and ad hominem in support of partisan political positions seems to put me in a blue funk.
I still read a lot though. 16835. Ms. No - 10/3/2005 6:09:36 PM Cos!!!!
How the hell are ya? 16836. Macnas - 10/3/2005 6:21:27 PM If I am in a time-warp, I damn better have more hair. 16837. Macnas - 10/3/2005 6:23:13 PM Well I haven't got more hair, but I have gained an hour... 16838. vonKreedon - 10/3/2005 6:30:03 PM Hey Cos! I am well, my family is well. How are you? 16839. Ms. No - 10/3/2005 6:33:51 PM Pretty good --- managed to avoid roasting in any of the brushfires this past week and it appears that Fall is returning to the field after sneaking off on us so I'm energized and eager to meet the new season. 16840. Ms. No - 10/3/2005 6:34:12 PM Congratulations on your new addition, Jenerator! 16841. Ms. No - 10/3/2005 6:36:48 PM Cos,
I agree that the political infighting can get depressing. Every few weeks or so I have to just turn off the radio and withdraw from any kind of political news or discussion to regroup.
Things are usually quite cheery here in the Cafe, however, where mostly we talk kids and dogs and food and everyday stuff.
So, what's new with you? 16842. vonKreedon - 10/3/2005 6:44:28 PM Let's see, I'm back working at Microsoft as an FTE in User Assistance as a Technical Writing Lead. Our son continues his quest to become a professional tennis player. My wife has developed a successful photography career. I'll be turning 50 in 6 months. I succeeded in a summer project of being able to sit on the floor and stretch to touch my knee with my nose (and I don't mean bring my bent knee up to my nose, which is what my son did when I announced my intention in April). I'm playing basketball with a group of other 35+ year olders and am playing very well.
There's actually not all that much that is new in my life at this point, but I am well content with my life.
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