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18324. concerned - 1/25/2006 9:32:52 AM Another one:
Two California Valley Girls living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking ........and one California Valley Girl says to the other, "Which do you think is farther away..........Florida or the moon?"
The other California Valley Girl turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida...?????" 18325. concerned - 1/25/2006 9:35:15 AM Another joke:
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.
Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just
heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Interstate 77.
Please be careful!"
"Wow!" said Herman, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!" 18326. RickNelson - 1/25/2006 3:07:40 PM The thermos joke was excellent.
Herman is the kind that irks me, and I believe some elderly are very close to his mistake on a daily basis.
I'm very concerned about elder drivers. 18327. RickNelson - 1/25/2006 3:08:47 PM judith,
Your's is good news, and I hope its all good luck, and he gets to date that lab tech. 18329. thoughtful - 1/25/2006 7:16:54 PM thanks for the chuckles...helped cheer me up. Hubby has the flu...got it this am and when he's out of sorts, so am i...comes with 28 years of marriage, I guess. 18330. wonkers2 - 1/25/2006 7:20:33 PM Are there non-California Valley girls? 18331. thoughtful - 1/25/2006 7:50:00 PM Like duhhh.
Always like identifiable by y'know bleached blond hair?
Like ditzy demeanor?
And like can't, y'know like make a statement without like ending it in a question? 18332. wonkers2 - 1/25/2006 8:08:09 PM Ha! 18333. arkymalarky - 1/26/2006 5:02:11 AM Hellloooooo!
Funny jokes, Con'd!
18334. arkymalarky - 1/26/2006 5:03:55 AM Hope your hubby gets better fast, Thoughtful. I had my flu shot this year, even though it was $15. Good thing I guess, since the professor of tonight's class is just getting over the flu and he borrowed my book. 18335. Magoseph - 1/26/2006 12:03:34 PM Hello, Mac—can you tell me if it’s true that the American Army has released 419 prisoners, including 5 women, please?
18336. Magoseph - 1/26/2006 1:07:46 PM Never mind, Mac--the news just came out. 18337. Magoseph - 1/27/2006 12:02:53 PM I never realized until Judith told me about it that there’s an option on the Merriam Webster Dictionary site that permits one to hear the pronunciation of words. After all the years I spent in this country, I still can’t pronounce many words correctly, but now I’m working on them and in the process driving Flex up the wall. 18338. judithathome - 1/27/2006 11:16:44 PM Magos, glad to be of assistance!
Had blood drawn today and this is the first time I've had no bruising! The lab tech was a wizard! 18339. thoughtful - 1/27/2006 11:29:34 PM Well, hubby DOESN'T have the flu. Hubby has a kidney infection. Took him to the immediate care joint last night as his fever spiked to 105!
Doc was stunned to see him sitting up and talking fine. He expected to find him either delerious or comatose.
He's on antibios now which should clear it up and we've got a follow-up booked with our doc to get to the root cause of this. Apparently kidney infections in men are rare. 18340. judithathome - 1/27/2006 11:36:13 PM Whoa...that is odd! Hope he recovers quickly! 18341. thoughtful - 1/28/2006 12:19:10 AM Thanks Judithah....any word on the tests yet? I know how worried you were. 18342. arkymalarky - 1/28/2006 12:53:38 AM 105! That's really scary, Thoughtful. Let us know how everything goes. 18343. judithathome - 1/28/2006 1:13:56 AM Hey, check out this slideshow link to see our librarian friend from New Orleans...she is in the picture being led along the sea wall. She said she was asleep and woke up to the water rising around her bed...she grabbed a long skirt and pulled it up as a dress and crawled into her attic and broke the window there and was rescued by her neighbor in a boat...they got to the sea wall and their picture was taken by two college students recording the events surrounding Katrina.
"target=new> Katrina Slideshow 18344. judithathome - 1/28/2006 1:15:07 AM Crap.
Katrina Slideshow
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