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18438. PelleNilsson - 2/7/2006 7:51:34 AM

That's right. Both e's are short and the stress is on the first syllable. Pelle has the same relation to Per as Jimmy to Jim -- or Nisse to Nils.

18439. Macnas - 2/7/2006 11:04:20 AM

I rather liked the Pel-eh sound, as in the footballer.

18440. Magoseph - 2/7/2006 2:38:59 PM

Hi, Mac--I pronounce PELLE as I do PELLY and it's as close as I can do it justice, I guess.

18441. alistairconnor - 2/7/2006 3:41:05 PM

Pelle schmelle. Nilsson schmilsson.

18442. Ms. No - 2/7/2006 8:20:57 PM

I think the guy was just excited that somebody in Burbank had actually even distantly "met" another Swede. He was really, really happy to talk to me.

I guess that's why he got the job as greeter. Lovely man.

18443. wonkers2 - 2/8/2006 6:37:06 AM

Somehow, I don't think Pelle would make it as a greeter. :-)

18444. Macnas - 2/8/2006 10:30:28 AM

Bet he would, he'd leave everyone in.

18445. jexster - 2/8/2006 11:27:28 AM

Jay

What do you think of the new TPMC format?

I think it totally bites and have told them so. The new comments format must have been designed by a geek on eXtasy

He calls himself Advomatic
He should be shot

    jexster sent a message using the contact form at
    http://www.tpmcafe.com/contact.
    PS

    I would have searched thru the FAQ, but pouring over and squinting my
    way
    through pages of pointless small point is not in the cards

    Sorry

18446. jexster - 2/8/2006 11:29:54 AM

Pelle schmelle. Nilsson schmilsson

A greeter a Burbank IKEA???

Welcome to California
Now go home

18447. wonkers2 - 2/8/2006 4:19:28 PM

Would you buy Wal-Mart?

18448. PelleNilsson - 2/8/2006 4:47:25 PM

Talking about IKEA, I just read an article about a British guy whose business idea is to take the pain out of the IKEA experience. He undertakes to buy, deliver and put together whatever furniture his customers have selected. He started out in April last year. Now he has 30 staff.

18449. alistairconnor - 2/8/2006 5:05:56 PM

Wouldn't it be simpler if they simply went to an ordinary furniture shop instead?

18450. alistairconnor - 2/8/2006 5:07:00 PM

Well yes, I would put the closet together myself, but I've got a sore back. And when you've finished that, would you mind humping my wife? Thanks mate.

18451. judithathome - 2/8/2006 5:13:13 PM

Got a letter in my paper today...it's over in News. I love that on the whole page, only one person spoke in favor of the incumbent. And that one was probably written by him!

18452. Magoseph - 2/8/2006 5:33:34 PM

If he's smart, he should be ringing your bell before the day is over, apologize profusely, and make a date for lunch at the best restaurant in town.

18453. Ms. No - 2/8/2006 6:58:06 PM

Pelle,

I'm sure he'll get lots of business so long as he doesn't increase the price so much that he negates the IKEA savings.

I find IKEA to be pretty painless for the most part, but I generally know what I want before I go there. I figure out that I have a need. I look through the catalogue to see if IKEA can fill it. I go to the store and check out the display to make sure it lives up to what I want and then I head down to the warehouse.

Now, I'm certainly guilty of the occasional impulse buying along the way, but all in all I'm fairly efficient. I go right when they open before the crowds descend. I don't wander. I don't take wanderers with me. I know where I'm going because I go often enough. And I find their assembly directions easy to follow as long as there's no glue involved.

I hate glue.

I've had problems with a bookcase that was too heavy for me to lift alone once I got it assembled and also with some check-out/schlepping/customer-service/return stuff before I learned the ropes, but now I've got it all down to a science. I'm generally in and out of IKEA in about 30 minutes.

18454. Macnas - 2/8/2006 7:23:47 PM

Whenever we talk about furniture, I always say " I'll make it, I've a good idea for that, see..."

And my wife looks at me with a tired expression and says " We need it next week, not in 2 months time".

So we buy the unit and I spend a few hours swearing and blinding, cursing the fellow who thought this turn and twist bolt capture device was a good idea. My wife usually leaves the house while I engage in this ritual.

18455. arkymalarky - 2/9/2006 5:51:29 AM

You can't buy a freakin pack of gum in Wal-Mart in under 30 minutes.

I have to do all the putting together in our house. Bob gets too mad. I'm sure that's a purposeful technique of his, but it works.

18456. Neato - 2/9/2006 10:18:22 AM

Well, incidents of "Ikea rage" are reported in Australia from time to time, and Russell Crowe had an attack of this. I love the place myself. When New Zealand comes to Australia they are thrilled with it all, as they lack Ikea there (NZ). There's a great episode of a local comedy in which a character disappears for days in Ikea....

18457. Macnas - 2/9/2006 10:40:04 AM

Hello Neato!

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