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1905. TheWizardOfWhimsy - 10/17/2007 3:28:23 PM Illusion, from the Latin, ludere - to play 1906. TheWizardOfWhimsy - 10/17/2007 3:30:48 PM Btw, thanks for that psych paper, pp. 1907. arkymalarky - 10/17/2007 11:50:18 PM Sure Wabbit. I'll dig it up and hopefully two or three others of his and post them in Poetry. 1908. TheWizardOfWhimsy - 10/18/2007 4:45:14 PM 
1909. Ms. No - 6/24/2008 4:09:11 AM I am so impressed by the good people I've heard today gleefully chortling over what they assume to be the eternal torment of a man who was married to the same woman for more than thirty years before being widowed. A man who raised a child in Hollywood who never ended up in a scandal, who is happily married herself, a productive member of society and still thinks of her dad as her hero. A man who once sent a royalty payment to a collegue because he used the man's idea --- even though nobody would ever have known he did it.
A man of integrity, honor and faithfulness.
And yet, I've heard no fewer than four people today talk about how he's burning in hellfire, three of them laughing their asses off doing their impressions of him screaming in agony.
THAT'S why people think so many self-proclaimed Christians are assholes.
Because so many of them are.
1910. wonkers2 - 6/24/2008 5:15:41 AM Excuse my ignorance, Ms. No. To whom are you referring? 1911. Ms. No - 6/24/2008 5:28:40 AM George Carlin.
Sorry, I was so caught up in my rant I forgot to mention.
1912. wonkers2 - 6/24/2008 3:32:18 PM It should have been obvious to me. Anyway, I agree 1913. jexster - 9/25/2008 4:03:53 PM Gay or God's Plan?
 1914. jexster - 10/2/2008 6:39:33 PM When you're sliding into home
and your pants are full of foam
Diarrhea, diarrhea
When you think your friends are joking
but your pants are brown and soaking:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
Now you think you're feeling better
but you keep on getting wetter:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
Toilet paper you need to gather
and your butt worked up a lather:
Diarrhea, diarrhea
When your stomach starts a rollin'
and you're cleaning out your colon:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you're on the seat for hours
and it doesn't smell like flowers:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When the feeling's not that nice
and you have to flush it twice:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you're rolling like a tire
and your intestines are on fire:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When your stomach really hurts,
and you know that it’s the squirts:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you're miles from anywhere,
and your bowels just don't care:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you're walkin down the hall,
and you feel something fall:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When your chillin’ with your daughter
and you feel the poopoo water:
Diarrhea, diarhea.
When you're fecally obsessed
and it splatters on your chest:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you’re driving in your Ford
and corn fills up your cords:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
(* In Cars)
When you’re in a Pontiac
and brown comes down your crack:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
(* In Cars)
When you’re sitting in your Chevy
and you feel something heavy:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
(* In Cars)
When you’re in a corvette
and you feel something wet:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
(* In Cars)
When you’re driving in a race
and it flies up on your face:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
(* In Cars)
When you’re driving down the road
and you’re butt tries to explode:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
(* In Cars)
When you’re shifting into gear
and you feel something smear:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
(* In Cars)
When you’re climbing in a tree
and it trickles on your knee:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you’re swimming in the river
and your butt starts to quiver:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you’re in the bathroom soaping
and your butt starts the opening:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you’re rummaging in the attic
and your ass goes automatic:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When your bowels are paranoid
and you just busted a 'roid:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you do a little dance
and it's gooey in yer pants:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you’re lounging by the pool
and your ass begins to drool:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you’re sitting on the fence
and you’re feeling hot and tense:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you think you passed gas
and it’s wet in your ass:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
1915. jexster - 10/2/2008 6:39:54 PM When it floats down the gutter
and it looks like peanut butter:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When your tummy’s feeling funny
and your pants are hot n’ runny:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you're sitting in the class
and its a running down your ass:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When your stomach’s feeling sick
and your turd is fast and slick:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you’re looking at your shoes
and you feel something ooze:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When your stomach kinda hurts
and your anus starts to squirt:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you’re running down the road
and you can’t control your load:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you’re running down the hall
and something splatters on the wall:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you’re dancin’ to the Clash
And you feel something splash:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you are the nervous groom
and you make a fecal bloom:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you smell just like a hog
and you make a liquid log:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you don’t feel like a winner
and your butt blows out your dinner:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you really want to shout
and it keeps on gushing out:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you’re sitting on the pot
and it’s coming out a lot:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When it sounds just like a horn
and your butt pops out like corn:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you’re shopping at the store
and it’s dripping on the floor:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you’re acting like a fool
and your pants fill up with stool:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you’re feeling kinda funky
and your butt is super skunky:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you’re filling up your pants
and in a bowleg-cowboy stance:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you start to beg and pray
and your butt begins to spray:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When your stomach really hurts
and you know it is the squirts:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you’re miles from anywhere
and your bowels just don’t care:
Diarrhea, diarrhea. 1916. jexster - 10/3/2008 10:56:53 PM Hidy Ho! 1917. jexster - 10/12/2008 6:02:52 PM As a public service for any McCrackerpots who manage to grow a spine
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The story so far : Pincher Martin and Niner (Sir Edward Pakenham) were in heated debate, about a month ago, and Calgal apparently deleted a post by Pincher. He went off in a huff, and came back recently.
< href="http://www.theperfectworld.us/thread.php?id=181&postNum=20816">Now read on... 1921. wabbit - 12/2/2008 4:20:33 AM Jexster,
You are on my last nerve. If you are not interested in having a discussion, if the best you can do is make fun of the families of other posters, then you are going to have to go piss in someone else's pool. I won't bother warning you again.
And anyone who wants to whine and moan about me picking on poor Jexster and stomping on his right to "free speech", kiss my fat white ass. 1922. alistairconnor - 12/2/2008 8:08:37 PM Hey I'd do that anyway. Doll. 1923. jexster - 12/2/2008 10:13:30 PM I didn't know you had a fat ass Wabbit...but that was a dead ringer for wonkers...
AC can piss in your pool..not interested 1924. wonkers2 - 12/2/2008 10:28:47 PM The Cap'n sez, "Careful, rumor has it that AC bites!"
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