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21421. wonkers2 - 3/23/2007 3:50:00 AM Hey, knock off the inside jokes! 21422. Ms. No - 3/23/2007 6:08:27 AM Uh-oh, sounds like our boy is in the pokey. Why does that not surprise me? 21423. Magoseph - 3/23/2007 10:40:42 AM I'm a bachelor again, and happy enough about that for the moment.
Good, I'm glad about that--in my opinion, it's far too early to make a commitment anyway--if you do mind my say-so, I apologize.
Hey, knock off the inside jokes!
Right, Cap'n--the nerve of Arky, Judith, AND my Ms. No to titillate our curiosity this way--such cruelty! 21424. judithathome - 3/23/2007 2:15:13 PM Sorry, guys...but Todd is something that must be experienced personally to be appreciated fully. He is unique. 21425. jexster - 3/23/2007 5:27:55 PM FYI
J-ackroyd is a bloggin beeyatch 21426. wonkers2 - 3/23/2007 6:09:23 PM Yep. 21427. jexster - 3/23/2007 7:58:26 PM So's Wonkers.....My email box is filling up .grrrr 21428. judithathome - 3/23/2007 8:30:07 PM Good for Jay!! 21429. jexster - 3/23/2007 10:43:55 PM Is cap'n dirty keepin all the nearly nude photos for himself? 21430. Macnas - 3/27/2007 3:56:21 PM Because Tommy Cooper rules...
A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Clingfilm for shorts.
The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."
My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him in.
"Doc, I can't stop singing The Green, Green Grass of Home."
"That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome. "
"Is it common? "
"It's not unusual."
A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. "My dog's crosseyed, is there anything you can do for him? " "Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him" So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth.
Finally, he says, "I'm going to have to put him down."
"What??? Just because he's cross-eyed??? "
"No, because he's really heavy"
21431. robertjayb - 3/27/2007 4:30:03 PM Thanks for the smiles, Macnas. 21432. alistairconnor - 3/27/2007 5:03:15 PM Yeah and thanks for the funny looks from the colleagues... gasping, tears trickling...
Bastard. 21433. wonkers2 - 3/27/2007 9:59:24 PM The Cap'n sez "Them's my private stock!" 21434. Ulgine Barrows - 3/29/2007 4:49:17 AM Some of the "kids" met to plan my MIL's funeral.
21435. Ulgine Barrows - 3/29/2007 4:50:48 AM I don't like this one bit. I wish MIL would drop dead like my grandma, dad, and mom.
I don't like this drawn-out planning. 21436. Ulgine Barrows - 3/29/2007 4:57:18 AM Let them have their parents keel over to the side unexpectedly, and see how they handle it. 21437. Ulgine Barrows - 3/29/2007 5:09:31 AM O, I am full of hate towards death. 21438. Ms. No - 3/29/2007 3:38:45 PM Pop in:
HI!!
Pop out. 21439. jexster - 3/29/2007 5:31:39 PM We're getting married Wonk...bring your Macaca wedding outfit
 21440. thoughtful - 3/29/2007 6:23:15 PM Man, does it never end? Now mom has a bladder infection...got a call about midnight last night for me to come over. They're also checking to see if she has pneumonia. Great. She's on antibios and I hope she's well enough to see the oncologist tomorrow.
And I got a mammo scare which fortunately turned out to be nothing...thank goodness, but I really didn't need the worry, at least not now.
Sigh.
Breathe.
Have a chocolate bar.
Snuggle with the cat.
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