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25228. wabbit - 4/1/2009 8:32:59 PM

More from Google - Gmail Autopilot

Does Autopilot work for Gmail chat too?

Yes. Chat was actually simpler to build, given the natural language headway made by Joseph Weizenbaum's ELIZA. While many claim ELIZA oft times passed the Turing test, Gmail Autopilot passes with 99.9% accuracy due to the inclusion of human-like qualities such as compassion and wisdom and CADIE's related ability to calibrate to match your chat style.

These guys have more fun with April 1 than anyone.

25229. arkymalarky - 4/1/2009 9:07:24 PM

Ooooh, 3i. I just saw, y'all were in MS? That explains a lot. A whole lot.

25230. arkymalarky - 4/1/2009 9:10:13 PM

Aw crap! The refresh bug got me! That hasn't happened in a while!

Thanks 3i! MS has some nice folks, but to me it's mostly a depressing state, whereas we Arkies are just poor. Except the delta, which is just like MS.

25231. iiibbb - 4/1/2009 9:23:37 PM

Luckily we weren't in the Delta... we were a bit in the sticks though... and I did do some work in the Delta.

25232. arkymalarky - 4/1/2009 9:44:14 PM

Now, I love the sticks. Wouldn't live anywhere else.

25233. alistairConnor - 4/1/2009 10:12:05 PM

(arky... I got the joke...really I did...just playing along)
Last year I fell for an april fool gag in the Guardian, so this year I was quite pleased to score 9 out of 10 in their spot the april fool quiz

25234. anomie - 4/2/2009 12:16:38 AM

I'm slow. I know it's a joke, but what exactly does TiSP stand for?

25235. anomie - 4/2/2009 12:20:49 AM

As to the Guardian quiz...strange cow and strange Pope.

25236. wabbit - 4/2/2009 12:51:56 AM

near as I can tell... TiSP = Trickle Internet Service Provider

How can Google offer this service for free?

We believe that all users deserve free, fast and sanitary online access. To offset the cost of providing the TiSP service, we use information gathered by discreet DNA sequencing of your personal bodily output to display online ads that are contextually relevant to your culinary preferences, current health status and likelihood of developing particular medical conditions going forward...

Check out the various links, it's all pretty funny.

25237. wabbit - 4/2/2009 1:11:24 AM

omg, I wish I still had some punchcards...

…we fed Google's new CADIE Strategic Decision Maker the App Engine issue tracker, our groups, and various blog posts around the internet to help select a new runtime language for App Engine. Today we're excited to officially announce support for FORTRAN 77!…

Download our SDK and deploy your application by mailing punch cards to:

Google App Engine, C/O APPCFG
1600 Amphitheatre Pkwy
Mountain View, CA 94043

and we'll take care of the rest!…
LOL!!

I'm really enjoying Google today. I probably need to get out more.

25238. anomie - 4/2/2009 1:45:10 AM

"Trickle"? Good as anything I guess.

25239. arkymalarky - 4/2/2009 2:19:07 AM

Not tinkle?

25240. arkymalarky - 4/2/2009 2:25:53 AM

Had a headache today, so the kids didn't even try one on me or I on them.

I know I've told this before, but the best I ever did was giving a fake test to an AP English class. It was a scheduled test, the questions were on the material and sounded fine, grammatically correct and.all, but they made no sense whatsoever. I'll bet the kids sat there at least ten minutes--some writing but most just looking at the test--before anyone dared try to get me to explain a question, at which point I pulled out the real test.

25241. judithathome - 4/2/2009 1:44:08 PM

Okay, no April Fool's jokes unless it was the price of a matress cover I planned on getting at Target until I saw the price.

Our Greek friends are coming on 27 April and staying until 8 June (not all of that time with us but enough of it) and I needed to either buy a new mattress for the daybed in the guest room or get a cushy new pad....I didn't want to spend that much money on a mattress since, after they leave, we are selling the bed and the dresser in there and turning the guest room into a huge walk-in closet.

It seems silly to keep that one whole room set up for guests as we only have sleep-over guests once in a blue moon...and we can put anyone up in the den if they stay over after June...that way, they will have not only a TV but a private bathroom, too!

Making that guest room into a closet, with storage and shoe shelving and rack upon rack to hang clothing, gives more utility than having to change out winter/summer wardrobes twice a year...a grueling task! And we can leave the ironing board up full time, instead of dragging it out daily...which won't faze me as Keoni is the ironing freak around here.

Anyhow, the cover I wanted for the daybed was $119! I was floored. I settled on a $25 one...if Popi doesn't like it, she can sleep on the floor. (ha!)

Arky, it occurs to me you and Bob might like the daybed...it's that walnut one you slept on before. (I'm keeping the roll away cot.)

25242. judithathome - 4/2/2009 1:44:52 PM

On second thought, you probably aren't interested since I've no idea where you'd put it...

25243. arkymalarky - 4/2/2009 3:37:57 PM

Actually, I was just thinking it would be a real thought for us since we borrowed one from my parents for the girls and I'm afraid they'll want it back after they leave. I want it in place of the sofa in that room. It has a trundle.

25244. judithathome - 4/4/2009 3:28:03 PM

Well, we'd be happy to hold on to it for you and maybe we could bop up there overnight or something in Keoni's truck with it*...I would say we'd bring it in August but I am SOOOO looking forward to getting my car out on the highway...I've even volunteered to drive!

*Does Bob still have a truck...maybe we could meet halfway like we did when you missed the train.

25245. judithathome - 4/4/2009 8:44:34 PM

Okay...I may have offered it too soon...I went over to Leslie's house today to dig up Star Gazer lilies for a friend of his and Sonnie asked if she could have the day bed for the baby's room...makes sense since she can use it if the baby gets sick because the master bedroom is
i really
far from the baby's room.

If she changes her mind, however...it's yours! (She hasn't seen it yet...but it matches the baby's furniture and wood trim in the room perfectly so I fear she's going to want it.)

Gloating great grandma news: my little great granddaughter now has SEVEN perfect little teeth! And she literally cooed at me when I walked in the room today.

25246. judithathome - 4/4/2009 8:46:32 PM

Eh...tried the wrong HTML...really

Speaking of correcting the mistakes in posts, where oh where is Ulgine?...it always gives her a kick when I do that. Anyone heard from her lately?

25247. arkymalarky - 4/5/2009 2:06:12 AM

Oh, how sweet! I bet she's just a doll!

By all means, that woukd be great for them, and I'm hoping my parents will just leave this one rather than mess with moving it again. But y'all come on with or without furniture!

And I think the train missed me! I don't know if it ever did show up, come to think of it. But now that Obama's president I'm sure they're running on time!

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